Category Archives: Scripts

The Itch and Acceptance

hitRECord is currently hosting a collaboration that challenges writers to create stories entirely out of dialogue. I contributed the following two:

The Itch



Mating Rituals of the Mutually Awkward (Originally for hitRECord)

(GUY and GIRL are sitting next to each other at the Fall Formal. They both are clearly alone. It should be clear that they are interested in each other, but both are far too self-conscious to do anything about it. Instead of sneaking glances flirtatiously, they spend more time fidgeting – she picks at a run in her tights, he blows his nose too loudly, et cetera.)

GUY: So, um… you here alone?

GIRL: Yeah. You?

GUY: Yup. That’s me. Goin’ stag. (Long pause) A lone wolf on the prowl. (Another pause. GIRL smiles at him a little awkwardly.) Ridin’ it solo all night long. (Silence. GUY realizes he has made it sound like he’s masturbating.) I mean, not riding it. I’m not really riding anything. I mean – I mean I could ride something. I’ve been – there have been offers of, of riding. If I wanted to. But I’m not. (A beat.) I should stop talking now, shouldn’t I?

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