Reality bites … or at least is wanted for possible murder (Originally for Clique Clack Television)

ryanjenkinsI admit it — I watch and love VH1 Celebreality shows (also known as “skankertainment”).  They’re stupid, frothy, fun that are a perfect vacation from my life, my problems, and my sanity. They are also usually among the most conspicuously culturally irrelevant things on TV. Sure, there are things like  How It’s Made that know nobody’s watching them, and then there’s VH1 dating shows, which routinely feature people ho are attempting to become the next big thing, like we were introduced to Lady GaGa because she tried to date Brett Michaels, or something.

So imagine my surprise when it turned out that yes, Ryan Jenkins, one of the contestants on Meghan Wants a  Millionaire was relevant — not because he recorded this summer’s hit single (what is this summer’s hit single, anyways?), but because he’s wanted as a person of interest in — wait for it — the salacious murder of his ex-wife.

Man oh mansicles, does it get any better than this? (I mean, obviously, it could, because someone’s dead, but dude! Seriously!)

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